Don’t be down on Blue Monday. Here are 7 jokes to cheer your friends up.

Posted: January 15, 2018 | admin No Comments

 

Today is ‘Blue Monday’. The time of the year where you might be feeling a bit down now the excitement of Christmas is over,  struggling to keep New Years Resolutions and of course simply being a Monday!

So put a smile on the faces of your friends and family up by trying out these jokes.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!

Q:  Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!

Q: Where did the computer go to dance?
A: To a disc-o

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Cause they arrrrr.

Q: How do you make an Octopus laugh?
A: With ten-tickles

Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

Q: What four letters will frighten a burglar?
A: O I C U

Remember: it’s possible that people may feel  down on other days of the year as well, so keep some of these jokes in mind. Always be a good friend and treat others how you would want to be treated.

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